The Funny Thread


#538

You were lucky last time I was broke I sold a gallon of blood, a lung, both kidneys and a testicle and even then I could only just afford a bottle of water. A quarter-liter bottle at that.


#539

Why waste money, body parts, and organs for a drink when you can just get it for free?
If I want a drink, I just wait until it rains, go outside, look up, and open my mouth. Free water!


#540

There is plenty of water in the public toilets, they keep it the little room in basin on the floor. There is even a handle you can pull to refill the bowl. I find it difficult to drink while kneeling but you get used to it.


#541

Come on guys,use your heads for a bit.

We've always that one guy that had too many water bottles,right? I'm sure he wouldn't mind if we just borrowed some.(emphasis on BORROW)


#542

I have a big stick think I could borrow some as well.


#543

This belongs here now.


#544

As a Scout I find this as offensive as it is true


#545

St. Nicholas why oh why?!!


#546

me too, santa, me too


#547


#548

I think I have my wife’s christmas present sorted this year. I have bought her a new iron, a new vacuum cleaner, a heavy duty shaver and a year’s subscription to dieters monthly. Can’t wait to see her face christmas morning when she opens them.


#549

Because that’s what she likes or because she’s going to slap you?


#550

Definitely a large slap.


#551

You forgot the “1001 sandwiches for hungry husbands” cookbook. :wink:


#552

She got her own back this morning, she bought me an electric drill.


#553

no one gets me power tools, they say that I attempt to escape the house by taking down the windows or flood the school, like I would ever consider that :angel:


#554

My Granddad once let me use his soldering iron… once they’d put the fire out my mum made him promise never to let me in the shed again.


#555

I have a garage / nerd zone outside my house and there is literally a SAFE where they keep all the tools, that is how much I am trusted. honestly, I’m a normal person with an average life who loves to tear things apart using a high speed drill…nothing wrong with me at all.

P.S found this in email chat


#556

Have any of you guise heard the rumor about butter?

Actually, never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.


#557

#that’s Retro

I asked for a copy of the Black Butler manga for X-mas for a late present, but I got worried when I saw that word had spread when I received black Butter, I was lucky that I wasn’t called racist by my Gran.

and think where ‘Death Note’ got me…