The Funny Thread


#518

and heres some more coz I cannot do it all on one page....


#519

It's not true that old dogs can't learn new tricks. As I am getting older I have learnt to fall asleep in the bath and while watching my favourite program. Can't wait till I master the falling asleep mid sent......zzzzz


#520


#521

Well have finally made it home after a month and my grandson and I are at it again, enjoy.


#522

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.


#523

A portal to another dimension??


#524

guess what:
TRANSFORMERS IS BEING SHOT NEAR MY HOMETOWN!!!! (fangiriling x1000 :smiley:)
but that also means the following:

  • Robots hiding in my garage, not sure if my brother can cope with that :frowning:
  • constant Decepticon attacks/ death threats :no_mouth:
  • stutter and forget the name of the characters :confounded:
  • Stonehenge will become a baseball bat :astonished:
  • my laptop becomes a minicon and I lose all my stories :sob:
  • umm...slight chance of death :middle_finger:

on the one upside:

  • NO SCHOOL!!! :grin:
  • I can just screw everything :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

(before you wonder, yes I do know it is not real :sob: do not hurt me anymore!)


#525

It really makes you wonder, doesn't it...


#526

#527

Funny thing is: this can happen.

Not only with trans women! But with cis women too. People with wombs.

Why? Chimeras. This is when a child in the womb absorbs its underdeveloped sibling, leading to a person with two separate sets of DNA; their own, and their sibling's.

So let's say a cis female chimera has a child. That child might not actually be her's genetically. It may have taken the DNA string of her sibling along with the DNA of the (assuming we're cishet here) father, making a child she literally gave birth to genetically her niece/nephew/niebling.

And then when the child gets tested for their DNA they could not actually be related to their own mother. Well, in a parental sense anyway. So what has happened in the past is the mother has to have tests on her body done to find the separate sibling-DNA, so she can prove the child is in fact her's.

The more you know.


#528

Dude....that's like, far out man....
:peace: I think my head exploded.....


#529

That's awesome.
Biology(?) is wild.


#530

Huh, now it really is making me wonder...


#531

Not really suitable for the funny thread but here's some links


#532

Dude....my heads, like, gone now...so much laughter.....


#533

After billions of years of evolution,humanity has finally reached a climax:

This is the greatest thing to ever come from makind and you know it.


#534

this made me crack up....


#535

Looks like I'll be broke for the holidays...


#536

Broke for the holidays?
That's the same story for me as I keep jumping through broken lenses.


#537

A box?!

Luxury.

Last time I was broke for the holidays, I had to hollow out several rocks with my fingernails and present them to my friend as an archaic tea-set.

And that was a good year!