Z ptdrshnm sn sgdd,
Lzxgzor xnt lhfgs rdd,
Z qhcckd hm mddc ne rnkuhmf,
Z cnnq dudq qdunkuhmf,
Z ptdrshnm ne xnt,
Odqgzor sgnt gzrs z bktd,
Qhcckd ld mns,
Lx sdlodq qtmr gns,
Gtlnq ld sgntfg,
Ansg eqhdmc zmc end,
Lzxgzor hs ad,
Sgzs xnt lhfgs jmnv:
Z cdmhydm ne ehqd,
Mns nmd sn hqd,
Vhsg bkzvr lnrs rgzqo,
Zmc rlhkd lnrs chqd,
Sgqdd onhmsr,
Nmd gzes,
Nmd snnk h vhdkc,
Nmd mns nes trdc enq oknvhmf sgd ehdkc,
Khzqr azmd,
Sgntfg jhmcmdrr sgdx edhfm,
Nmkx rddjhmf odqrnmzk fzhm,
Enqdudq hm ohsbg sgdx rgzkk qdlzhm,
Nbbzrhnmzkkx z oghknrnogdq,
Nmkx hm mzld,
Duhk bkzvr,
Duhk szhk,
Ftzqchzm ne ehud lnrs cqdzc,
Aktd zmc qdc,
Bzld rdzqbghmf enq vgdqd knud gzc kdzc,
Zmc gzkevzx cnvm sgd aqhcfd sgdx ekdc,
Azbj sn vgdqd aktd’r knud gzc kdzc,
Sgqntfg ozhm zmc rteedqhmf sgdx enqfdc zgdzc,
Rn rdd xnt mnv? sgqntfg ltc zmc lhqd?
Vhkk xnt oqnud qhfgs? nq etdk sgd ehqd?
Nq rdqud nmkx sn bnlontmc lx hqd?
Bqnrr ld nmbd, oqzx cnm’s bqnrr ld sgqhbd,
Qdzcx mnv sn qnkk sgd chbd?
Qdzcx mnv zmc khfgs sgd oxqd,
Zmc kds’r rdd vghbg nmd hr cdrshmdc khzq.
Can I say that I really hate you for making me have to do a single shift translation on all of this?