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How do we get drunk on alcohol free cocktails?
Edit: there’s no option for rap at Megan’s CD choosing specifically if you choose it the game crashes. Actually all of them crash except no preference. Actually all of them crash including no preference if you’re sober.
A red velvet cake with blood crimson dripping over the edges and a knife in the middle.
(crimson blood might work better)
A chotolate pumpink flavored cake with pumpinks on top.
A chocolate cake full of witches on brooms, black cats, meringue ghosts, pumpinks, spiders, bats, blood drops.
(Pumpkin? And you could end with “and blood drops” instead of just “blood drops”)
A black velvet cake with spiders and webs all over it.
It’s a cauldran cake bubbling green with a witch’s brew.
Edit 3 just because it’s even more hilarious until the name check update:
Your cheeks are flaring, you heart is fluttering and the sensation of her lips is still on your mouth, intoxicating.
“Evelyn and I are dating!” Meg announces with a dazzling smile.
“Since when?” Evelyn asks.
You find an old pillow, a warm blanket and make a makeshift bed for the kitten/puppy in your bedroom. You fill a bowl with water and think that in lack of anything more suitable, the cooked chicken in your fridge is good for now. By now you’re sure Lenny isn’t home; he would have smelled the kitten/puppy
My hybrid catdog edit 5:
Megan Dom level 10:
Lucifer: So do you want to sell your soul to me?
MC: Not my call.
Lucifer: What do you mean?
MC: I can’t sell Megan’s property.