Blade: (Comes in just in time not to see the pig blood, but simply just see MC and Trouble sticking together in a compromising position) What are you two doing?
Trouble: (Hastily and with great panic) WE’RE MAKING OUT!
(MC quietly facepalms behind Trouble)
(MC just casually wraps his arms around Trouble to support the out-of-blue excuse blurted out).
…I’ll be back. I’m going to your Tumblr.