Shepherds of Haven (WIP) (DEMO UPDATE: 3 Aug 2021)

Not the knife-dog?

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it can be a knife-wielding golden retriever! :smiley:

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god it persona 6 why god why!
god: knife dog that why

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Koromaru was Persona 3! In Persona 6 it’ll be a monkey with a knife! :dagger::speak_no_evil:

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Oh i love Mean Girls so much! The humour in that movie and Jennifer’s Body were way ahead of their times

a scenario that shound be canon at one point plssss

Blade: I like MC

Lavinet: Nooo. Oh no. You can’t like MC. That’s Red’s ex-girlfriend!

Chase, from the sidelines: They went out for a year.

Lavinet: And and he was devastated when she broke up with him last summer

Chase: ??? I thought he dumped her for male MC

Lavinet: Regardless ex-girlfriends are off limits. I mean, that’s just, like, the rules of feminism!

Blade: :^(

(don’t tell mom I’m ready to dump Blade for Red–)

(I also need to learn how to do that tiny writing. teach me your ways)

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Here is how you can write tiny and more!

@rinari any chance we can just get a Mean Girls DLC?

That would be so fetch.

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thank you for saving my life

holy wow. wow!! now I can quality shitpost. I owe you my life :weary::weary:

@rinari I also second this DLC. Lavinet, Chase and ??? maybe Riel or MC themselves as the plastics would make my life

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen

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Lavinet is obviously Regina George.
Riel would be hilarious as Karen buuuuuut, I think we know he’d be Gretchen.

I actually feel like Chase would be Janis? And Trouble would be Damian.

OHHHHHHH.

@rinari

Mimir as Karen Smith.

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@rose-court I think ayla would be Cadey (oh god I hope I didn’t butcher the name)

I also think trouble should be Aaron

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Nah, I think the MC should be Cady(?)

Ayla, I think, would fit as…shoot, one of the mathletes? lol

No, wait, one of the two girls who’s dating the coach.

The other one is Trouble because we only have so many characters.

No that’s Red.

And Blade is obviously the principal.

Now for Halek…the only person left is Tina Fey—whoa. Wow.

Unexpected, but not unwelcome.

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Fine, then how about Shery as that math teacher (it’s been a long time since I watched it, don’t judge me) ?

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Tina Fey is the math teacher—wait, how in the damn hell did I completely forget about Tallys I hate myself.

She would be Tina Fey/the Math teacher.

Getting together with…Blade—why doesn’t that sit right.
Oh well, it’s for the au.

Dang, idk what to do with Shery and Halek though.

Oh! Maybe Shery can be that one girl from when they're pouring out their emotions in the gym:

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!!!

And Halek could be the gym teacher!

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Like I said, I think it’s been more than a year since I watched it :sweat_smile:

And also, how do you do it ?
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Forgetting Tallys is not something others on this thread would tell you—me either, because I just don’t know how I forgot her, like, it just happened, lol.

also, it’s been like three years since I’ve seen the movie, but those quotes. man those quotes are more embedded in my memory than the Bill of Right…

Alright, @rinari, here’s the cast for the Mean Girls DLC

MC- Cady
Lavinet- Regina
Riel- Gretchen (inventor of the toaster strudel)
Mimir- Karen
Chase- Janis
Trouble- Damian/one of the students dating the gym teacher
Red- Aaron
Tallys- Tina Fey (I forgot her character’s name)
Blade- the Principal (I also forgot his name)
Ayla- one of the girls dating the Gym Teacher
Halek- the Gym Teacher
Shery- The Girl Who Doesn’t Even Go Here

Mean Girls of Haven High
Coming Soon

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@rose-court

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I am both in awe and terrified by this. You have too much power

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It is decided

Mimir: If you’re from Westwood, why are you Diminished?

Riel: Oh my God, Mimir, you can’t just ask people why they’re Diminished.


Blade: We have a new transfer student here with us today. Her name is MC. Where are you, MC?

MC: That’s me. It’s pronounced like emcee.

Blade: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.


Trouble: [reading the entry on himself from the Burn Book] “Too gay to function?”

Chase: That’s only okay when I say it!


Tallys: Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Lavinet Naveen?

[everyone raises their hands]


BUT WAIT

Who is 1) Amy Poehler/Regina’s ridiculous mom and 2) the nerdy horny math student (that could also be Riel)

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Riel can pull double duty, he just has to put on a wig and pretend to be nerdier.

or, you knowjust look like himself.

That or Caine finally goes through puberty and we all ignore how he hits on Janis. P l e a s e.

As for Amy Poehler…is it weird if I suggest Prihine?

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the dog (trouble’s dog?? he has a dog right?? am I hallucinating?? was it Caine? ?? there was a dog mentioned sometime somewhere unless I’m wrong uh—) can be the mom I guess. I don’t make the rules here.

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pRiHiNe Is PeRFEcT

Just a boozy basic bitch…

And Caine can be the MC’s parents :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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