did you find the Crouton of Immortality before or after?
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I transcended time, stopped Ghandi’s nuclear holocaust plot, turned into a cloud of psychic energy, then subsumed the earth’s core? For a game about salad, you sure took it in an interesting direction.
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I didn’t find no Crouton of Immortality. Otherwise I wouldn’t have died when I was run over by a military submarine 
Nah, you’re thinking of the lettuce leaf of invincibility.
Guys, CoG’s has announced a sequel to choice of the dragon! It will take place in Vietnam. Yes, that means your dragon can command tanks! They also noticed they got a lot of negative feedback about the pointless romance in the first game, so in this one you can romance your human soldiers, slowly nurturing a deep and meaningful relationship, only to have them by crushed instantly by your enormous dragon.
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@Zane_Hiam
At first I thought you were being serious when you said
Guys, CoG's has announded a sequel to choice of the dragon!
But then I remembered about this thread.
brb going to cry myself to sleep in a corner.
Choice Selected: “There’s no ‘and then.’ I’m done!”
“Woman, that’s all I want.”
Choice Selected: “I start a riot.”
Choice Selected: “Sure.”
“What the f@$&%!!# happened to the salad bar!”
[quote=Narrator]…your phone says it’s 6:52 p.m.
Is “3 o’clock” a rating, like “Defcon 2”?[/quote]
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I’m just catching up on this thread – the discussion is hilarious! I never saw that coming. (I was anticipating something more along the lines of “you’re an idiot!”)
Lol, April fools is a day late for me 
Nice options in the beginning though
Seems like everyone is getting a longer, more in depth story than I am. When I play, I either get a salad lady who doesn’t seem to register that I ordered everything, a dude who asks a bunch of questions to which my answers don’t affect, or a bunch of friends who briefly point out a “milf”. How are you guys getting submarines and salad technicians and the such. It’s like I’m playing a different game.
Military submarines.
Okay, I call Bull. I looked into the code and found nothing of the sort.
Remember the date? +20 char
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It’s the second but you got me
Sorry, I just wanted to make a good April fools joke. I also jump at any
news of the choice of the dragon sequel because that was the first CoG I
played and I really like dragons. You and I wait together.