Quite App-Parent: The Parenting Simulator. Updated 8/7!



Constant might be a hard pace, but Occasional Innovation works well enough.

A wild Update appears!


How long you staying in Daytona?


I have to say, your updates are my absolute favorites. You always go back and flesh out the beginning years, which is something I appreciate as it makes the new playthrough less monotonous clicking. I loved the WeNow section and I liked that, despite losing the contest and getting nasty comments, it never came back to hurt Lucas. I’m really liking how this game is turning out.

I know you’ve spoken about not wanting to do this, but I really do think an optional romance option would be a good idea. I have a fondness for seeing characters trying to date while they have a growing child, and even though Lucas is fun to be around, having another adult character besides Marcus to play off of would be fun. Plus, I want to explore/create the PC’s relationship history and see why they’re a single parent. I think the current idea you have is phenomenal and will produce a great game, but I think this extra tidbit would be really fun to explore.


Thanks so much! When I did the poll about updates, I realized with the nature of this game involving random segments, ultimately it had to be bigger updates (which is handy since that won the poll anyhow).

I finished the WeView bit days ago, and could have uploaded just that. The issue comes in with when I finished the favorite thing segment. If I had updated with WeView only, when I then update with Favorite people could play through the story and not necessarily see any new content (because the two are mutually exclusive random events, so even once Favorite was uploaded you still only had a 50% chance of seeing it). From here on out I will likely update one whole chapter at a time, with the exception of mandatory events like the first day of school since you’d always see them anyhow.

The issue with your potential mate still primarily comes down to their interaction with your kid. If you bring another person into his/her life, you would have to give up exclusive control over the child’s path. Any major decision cannot be made unilaterally, and variations of “What does X think about this?” will come up literally every time. And where your friend can make suggestions you can safely ignore, the same is not true of a spouse. To do it right turns this into a balancing act. Never say never (and my followup to this one would likely involve a full family dynamic, with a spouse and multiple kids), but as of right now it still isn’t in the cards.

That said, an earlier suggestion was made to at least acknowledge your prior history that led to your current state. I decided not to do that when the friend is first introduced, but I do see it emerging at some point. Certainly an older child would have interest in something like that, or it may be brought up by the friend at a later point.

@D4nkViking About nine days. Which is nice, normally we just go for a week but I have more time off now at work.


In the year 3 scene.

But as you watch your new three-year old

The text describes my child as 3 years old, but the stats screen says he is 2.

I think she will be better off if she plays with something more feminine. Kids can be cruel.

My child is male.

Pronoun errors.

Reuniting her with his “bestest best toy” made him so happy it might even have been worth the massive manhunt involved.

I’m going to steer the boy toward something a bit more masculine. Kids can be cruel.

My child is female.


Obvs this is a parents special ability called futuresight.
other famous superpowers include…
the amazing ability to instill fear in the toughest of people who chose to date their spawn
reading your mind!
super lame puns


See, this is what I get for being all cocky after Year Three passed Quicktest on the very first try. I wasn’t avoiding making mistakes, just making ones that don’t cause system errors. Thanks!

@Drakeye that is true, all abilities any good parent needs.


Pronoun error in the option:
“Nuts to this, we’ll just go home and order what we need online.”

If Jennifer wanted his animal crackers now instead of two days from now, she shouldn’t have embarrassed you like that.



Bugreporter, you’re all right.


Okay, the reported bugs have been fixed and the new files uploaded.


Pronoun error in the choice:
“I still feel like this is not a big deal. She will get better on her own.”

You soothe Elizabeth and give him

My child is female.

The bolded section should be:


Will we get to enroll our kid in extracurricular activities (sports, art, music,etc.)? Will your child express interest in certain activities over others?
Also, does the early interest (horses, superheroes,etc.) affect future interests (favorite subject, after-school class,etc.) and personality traits?


Cildhood intrests vs future intrests always intresting to see the diffrence.

Child me:
“I love the outdoors baseball and hanging around people”
“sleep? thats boring i dont need it”
Adult me:
Bright light or hot out Response: hisss
Baseball response: What, why the heck would i care?
*People who bother me once: please pleave me alone
*Second time: ignores
*third: your annoying me…Don’t bother me again
*4th: Stops and smiles at them


That would be fun to see!

Parent: Come on, it’s time to go to (activity)! Did you practice?
Child: I don’t wanna go! I hate (activity)!
Parent: But you were so enthusiastic when you were five!


I am curious how adherence to gender norms (or lack thereof) will progress in the game. Would we encounter a judgmental teacher/parent depending on our choices (especially when we haven’t pushed the kid in any direction, instead supporting their interests)?

Also, will there be a respect/rebellion set of opposing stats in later years (12+)?


The early interest almost became a mandatory event, that could shape a lot of what came after. But I wanted to limit how many of those there were; my goal was originally about one every three years on average, in order to preserve the randomness for players and keep the replay value. That might still miss the mark, but by keeping it random I at least avoid front loading with mandatories too much (since there is already one at years 2, 3, and 6).

Plus, my wife reminded me that early interests change a lot. My older daughter used to love playing with knights and castles, but nowadays she only pulls out her big castle set when someone else comes over who likes it. Whereas her love of sharks is relatively new, but powerful enough that this was the theme of her birthday party on Saturday. I still do have some results of that scene set up for a callback later, but since it is optional it will just be a little unique text a few years down the line.

Extracurriculars is a yes. Mandatory event later on, more than likely.

There are two sets of opposing stats not yet revealed. One pops at year six, the other probably around 8 or 9. As of right now I think that will be it; other things may track behind the scenes but I don’t want too many visible statistics for players. This story is supposed to be more fluff than crunch, to borrow some D&D terminology.


You are right about the changing interests thing. As a kid, I used to be really into horses (even taking riding lessons), but now I can take them or leave them. That would be neat to see a random scene where your kid’s past interest is brought up and how they react.

Also, on the subject of extracurriculars, could a kid possibly lie to you about what they are staying after school for? As in, they say it’s robotics club but it’s really theater rehearsal (or vice versa). Can (your) choice of extracurriculars be impacted by the child’s gender?