Part WIP, part conquest of the Galaxy, and part silliness

@SiROSTRiKE Logically speaking, don’t the cows that supply the milk need water? Doesn’t the grass they eat need water?

By the way, don’t you also need water to brush your teeth and bathe?

continues trying to plant seeds of doubt

That aside, as a non-citizen of the Oreo Empire, I declare that they and their 50 allies will stand with those who remain neutral.

*Out of character * This would make one interesting demo.

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Don’t use logic against me!

Quickly @WIre_Ryse! We just use our imagination to defeat this logical scorpion!
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality!

@Doctor @TheTrueKing
(out of character) All the while I was reading your banter between eachother I was thinking:

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I’m so lost on what this thread actually is.

Fun. Incarnate.

Enjoy it while it last.

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It’s exactly what the title says it is. Stick around here long enough and you’ll get dragged into the conflict.

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(Character reincarnates back into exactly who he was before through the glory of plot holes and a glitch in the matrix)
@SiROSTRiKE
Massive migraine headache caused by another man’s logic? Sounds like you could use a @Doctor. Luckily there happens to be a @Doctor here!

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Now @SiROSTRiKE is the only one with a ghost.

Not that it matters to the Oreo Empire (or so I’m told).

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continues eating Oreo cookies

(out of character) I really want to know what you’ll do in terms of choices and how exactly you plan to make a coherent story out of silly banter.

I guess I’ll find out this weekend.

"…You killed God, so I gotta ask, did he die of shame when he made your mustache… "
-ERB

One of the better ERBs as far as I’m concerned.

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I just listen to whatever, so unfortunately I’m not even sure who they are.

I listen to ERB because it was recommend to me a while back and I find their lyrics to be clever.

Books and video games are more of my thing. (although I don’t have much time to read anymore)

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I have no idea what this thread is about…

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It’s about mayhem and silliness. @TheTrueKing will have an update this weekend.

Still have no idea…

It is as confusing to me as walking in on a bunch of pancakes smeared in syrup, having a threesome.

Don’t ask me why that came to mind.

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Hey! The pancake morning threesome is a sacred ritual in The Ryse Empire

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@WIre_Ryse
I must ask, is the description of the Wire Ryse character the description of you? If so, that’s strange, cause I have a faint scar above my lip on the RIGHT side.

Also, I love ERB. Nietzsche was definitely my favorite character in that rap battle.

Cause I’m N-i-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E and I’ll end any motherf****r like my name in a spelling bee!

@Scorpio00
I 'm really into books, videogames, and YouTube, so we have two things in common, unless you spend a lot of time on YouTube as well.

@TheTrueKing
If you are really making this a story, and decide to feature the Grey Raven Empire, the three main members are:

SiROSTRiKE:
As supreme Overlord of the Grey Raven Empire, SiRO is ruler of the entire Milky Way. Although, really his friend Blizzard does most of the ruling, as SiRO hates responsibility.
-Shaggy blond hair
-Light blue eyes
-faint scar above his lip on the right side
-Tall and scrawny
-normally wears jeans and a hoodie.

Blizzard:
Former evil villain and businesswoman, Blizzard got bored and decided to join the Grey Raven Empire just for the delicious cookies and free health care. She is often annoyed by SiRO’s shenenigans, yet stays with him for unknown reasons. She can normally be found playing videogames or playing with her Frosthound Snowflake.
-snow white hair
-glowing blue eyes
-normally wears jeans and a t-shirt

Timothy:
Timothy was a twelve year old who died. He came back. 'Enough said.
-Green eyes
-brown hair
-Changes his clothes constantly for unknown reasons

I really didn’t think I wanted this story until I realized how much thought we put into our armies. Please make this a real WIP!
It’d be histerical!

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It was going to be a completely nonsensical WIP, but you guys have convinced me to actually make a WIP. As a side note, anyone know how you can code on a mobile?

My favourite ERB was when Deadpool said “A rocket backpack? I guess you’ll be fine if a f**king bird attacks!”

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Good thing I keep tums in the slave 1 cause your style makes me space sick. And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fing basic I’ll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn’t keep running that lip off. B* who you calling clone, your a death stroke ripoff!

I’m sorry. I just loved that rap battle.

@TheTrueKing
Yes! Please make it absolutely ridiculous and nonsensical. It’ll be awesome having helped to inspire such an awesome story!

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Don’t know if I’m in this as well, but I’ll leave a description here for just in case purposes.

Scorpio00
• Short, black hair
• Blue eyes
• Pale (not sickly) skin
• Slim
• Looks apathetic
• Can use logic and manipulation to plant seeds of doubt
• Wears black and white a lot
• A lone agent who claims to be unaffiliated with any Empire
• Has a suspicious amount of knowledge about a certain wealthy and well-connected Empire
• Always seems to have cookies of a certain kind.

I actually don’t spend much time on YouTube. I like to watch Death Battle, ERB, or something else on occasion, but that’s it.

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We also can’t forget @Zilla the diabetic mercenary and @Doctor the neutral doctor.

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Don’t worry, all of you will be in the WIP, in one form or another.

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