Two jugs of dirt and the honour of doing my laundry.
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Four jugs and I don’t scare off any new recruits
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Three jugs and the honour of being my household slave.
Five jugs and I don’t possess your general, and run him off a cliff
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9999999999999999 jugs. How, you ask? Lifehacks.
*set life false
*set choicescript true
*set jugs +9999999999999999
*finish
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…plus a CGI uniform and we have a deal
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I have a counter proposal.
*set Doctor “slave”
*define “slave” instantly carries out orders by TheTrueKing.
*finish
You cannot defeat me. I hold the power of…CHOICESCRIPT!
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Hey! You can’t do that to spiderman, atleast not without ruining an arc!
Thanks Quesada!
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Or something to that effect
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I am a simple bystander, but I have news that the Oreo Empire has several competent hackers and that they have deleted ChoiceScript from a certain person’s computer. You are free to be neutral now Doctor.
Also, their lawyers are on stand by in case you want to sue.
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As a mercenary who has recently upgraded their own title to pirate/mercenary which I think just makes me a Privateer, I stand with my true allies Money, and Hats.
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Would you accept fedoras or baseball caps?
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Maybe, depends on the type.
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How about this one?
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I would not wear that…
Darn. I was really banking on that (no pun intended). Fine. I’ll let you choose the hat of your dreams and the Oreo Empire (that I’m not part of) will supply it.
I will have to turn that offer down as I am a pirate, and I do not support empires. I support individuals, cause that allows me to betray an empire later without technically betraying them.
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Is this actually going to be converted into a wip? If so, I’ll have to edit my post in the “favorite wips” thread
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Legion of the Lost! Initiate Order 66!
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