The best way to wrap up any sentence is in a compliment!
Whoops, sorry about the confusion.
I need to pay more attention to these pages.
But wouldn’t they still be biologically human? They’re made up of the same DNA, have the same organs, the same kinda flesh…
I mean zombies are already dead so they don’t have to worry about the moral and health repercussions of cannibalism but humans…? Humans still got a life to live. (Side note… though I guess this whole thing is a side-note: I have the feeling that this would be the kind of thing you’d see on The Walking Dead.)
(This was also one of the times I saw one of those good ole Shell signs with the ‘s’ gone out and hell staring at me with bright red, unblinking eyes.)
At this point in time I think you could gesture to almost any comic company as proof that you can never have enough weird alternate realities…
[spoiler]Because he’s Phil.
Gotta love them spoilers
That sounds like the name of a reality TV show if Likewise ever had a reality TV show… which honestly they would do that just for kicks. Also, do they try to blackmail you? Ohoho, ab-so-lute-ly.
You underestimate their capacity to do evil for fun.
That would be the weirdest game of Clue ever. You couldn’t even see the board it’d be covered with rainbow vomit. But if you want to know who the mastermind is… well, you’ll find out. Or not. You’ll have the chance to find out.
But of course! Now you underestimate the possibility for the MC to be adorably awkward and endearing.
No name yet though, you’re gonna have to earn his trust to get that.
That’s a fairly serious jump from “Hey lets go out” to “Hey I’m gonna kill you if you ever break my heart”… MC might need some tea to calm down.
Ah, geez, if MC asked him to prove it? Well it’d depend on how close they are… Part of me wants to say ‘he’d prove it’ and part of me wants to say ‘Ricky please chill’. (But of course that’d be for an MC he’s romantically involved with. Any other MC he’d probably just roll his eyes and say he was messing with them.)
Raf is honestly the most patient character out of the group and he deserves a medal for that. (Even Eileen has to get up and walk away sometimes but Raf just sits and waits for everyone to calm down.)
Two words: Grappling hook.
They’ll say they stole it from Red Light.
Short answer? No.[/spoiler]
My mind immediately went to the cliche of the woman in the nightdress (because of course all damsels in distress must wear silky nightdresses… it’s in the handbook! Didn’t you read it?) Tied above some kind of death pool (sharks, lava, you name it we’ve got it!) While the supervillain cackles maniacally over some kinda death ray that will destroy the world! (Not, y’know, accounting for the fact that it’ll destroy them, too.) And the hero swoops in with just seconds on the clock.
My next thought is that if anybody was going to set up this elaborate and purposefully cliche a situation, it’d be Likewise. Who would quite literally stage it all to look like the extreme cliche and then the MC walks in to this, with Ricky tied up in the nightdress dangling above the pool of sharks, Likewise in the most ridiculous, mish-mashed outfit ever because they slapped all the villain cliche’s they could think of together (you’ve got the robotic eye, the collar that towers above their head, the metal claw-hand, the pegleg, the glowy skin, the multiple artificial limbs, the weirdly revealing and not-battle-practical skin-tight bodysuit, everything) and their entire monologue is on a series of notecards because the one thing that they couldn’t be bothered to do when setting all this up is memorize a speech.
The most majestic steed.
That’s… certainly one emotion.
I’m not sure that would be the most prominent emotion of his after this entire ordeal.
Not the mole people! Anyone but them!
Also I think you’ve won for most beautiful pun.