What does it say about me that I don’t like any of the bedsheet choices? I ‘sleep hot’ which is to say my body is a very effective thermal generator and anybody that shares space with me, whether it be in a bed, a small enclosed space such as an elevator, or even simply sitting next to me in a nice cool air-conditioned theater will sweat. As will I because they’re blocking my heat exits. I can’t do flannel (which is a version of cotton, just combed/fluffed up) or cotton because it actually doesn’t breathe enough for the level of heat I put out, thereby trapping my heat and making me sweat. Bamboo… I have not tried yet, but after I googled that, I am even less likely to try because it is not very environmentally friendly, at least not the process it takes to make it as told to the three sources I found explaining it to me. And because one of the fibers sometimes used to help weave it together is… surprise, surprise, cotton.
Silk, on the other hand, is both luxurious, and a little bit better at dissipating my heat, though not really by much and ugh, it ruins my sheets. So, I don’t even use silk sheets. I don’t use any sheets unless I am in the dorms. There I have to because plastic is even less heat dissipating than the sheet choices. Plus, sweat plus plastic equates to sticking body parts to the bed, and that isn’t fun at all.
If I could afford it, I’d actually get something made with Outlast fibers, probably the viscose (rayon) fiber to provide that silky feeling while also dissipating heat.
Finger guns are almost as controversial and polarizing a topic as actual guns or even gun control.
As to the finger gun choices… ugh. I hate finger guns. I always choose the wanting to shoot myself thing, not because I’m morbid, but because the other two choices just don’t appeal to me. The third one of shooting myself is the only choice left, and if I am to make a finger gun gesture AT a mirror, then I should probably just actually…you know. Shoot myself.
The typical gesture I would make that even remotely resembles ‘finger guns’ that also fits on the morbidity scale is to put a ‘finger gun’ to my temple while looking in the mirror and then dropping the hammer to shoot myself. shrugs
For me, when I am having a good day and feeling like I’m extremely attractive and confident I wink at the mirror. If its floor length, I sometimes even do a quick little booty shake after winking at it. Not quite sure what the masculine version of a booty shake is. Junk shake?
For the humor aspect that is probably supposed to be conveyed via wanting to petition for finger guns…something I’d do that is still mirror related is to stick out my tongue at the mirror, maybe even make faces at it.
Is this me trying to coax you into removing finger guns? Noooo… looks left and right and takes off running
comes running back Oh, and for the bedsheet thing… if you are feeling up to it, tell me what my high tech bed sheet desire means personality-wise for my MC. continues running away so you can’t catch the finger gun hater
Hope we can arrange him a date with someone as nice as himself! 
I love the new content. Just one question though:
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