Now we Have a new Goal! Over 1k
I thought “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CASH BACK STUFF FOR WAS HE TRYING TO GIFT IT TO HER?OR BRIBE HER TO STOP CHAOS?” before you edited it
It was up to 150$ I would take cash
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You should no better than that After all your the Joker…It was obviously to buy more Chaos.
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LOL It was junk mail I got for my sister at my house. She needs to update her address!!
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didn’t know someone else could think as menacing-ly as me (and that evil author )
Oh god just kill me now…
One day the world will have a currency on memes and I will be in control
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Yeah it’s hard to choose between Sophia, Melissa, and Clithus don’t really like Kris though. Good to know most of the Heretics aren’t cheaters just a new lover every playthrough.
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Sophia @No_This_Is_Patrick Brought a Dagger to bed and is trying to hide it! Mellisa @No_This_Is_Patrick Is trying to Cheat on your love!
there you go thats as close as ill go for you
hehehe
In A Distance future One Person Rises up against the Meme Lord…
a Quentin Tarantino Production
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I’d see that movie (20 characters)
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Yes… A movie shall be made on my glorious rule
Summary
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Alright, back home and brainstorming Sophia’s requests. Has the castle/palace ever received a proper name?
None that I know of.
(sigh This description of a castle courtyard is not going to fit with the castle up in post #1 Just going to go off one similar to the recent pictures posted. Still, we’ll see what @Sophia thinks.)
The castle of Torquilstone (name is merely a placeholder, don’t use it. I think Warcraft has dibs on this name) was never meant to be a fortress. It is said that when King Darius began construction of this building, he wanted the building to reflect the newfound peace within the realm, free of the threat of the demons. As such, the walls surrounding the castle were thin compared to older fortresses found in Darvis from the days we were at war. Instead, the walls gleamed with an outer layer of white plaster covering solid granite. The walls reflected the light of the sun, to serve as a beacon to the people of Darvis. Inscribed at the bottom of the walls were colorful runes providing extra strength to the structure while serving as a barrier to siege weapons and damaging spells.
The gates of the castle were made from polished oak wood with a large beam resting near the gatehouse in the advent that the castle needed to be shut off. The beauty of the castle did not stop at the walls, Darius wished to continue his theme of peace within the grounds itself, however he did not wish to sacrifice the functions of the castle either. So a compromise was struck. To the left of the main path leading into the palace proper, resided the castle stables housing the royal horses as well as horses for guests and the troops stationed within.
Near the stable was the castle armory and barracks where the guardsmen stayed. It was a two-story building that was as tall as the wall with easy access to the ramparts at the top of the barrack’s roof. To the side of the barracks was the forge of the royal smith and armorer who were in charge of the production and maintenance of the equipment within the castle.
Finally, near the forge were the castle kitchens. Due to the dangers of fire , some of the cooking was done outside and animals for meals were kept in pens. It was an odd combination of smells, the manure of the animals mingled with the smells of fresh vegetables, cooking meats and baked breads.
However, none of this compared to the grounds to the right of the path. Lust, green grasses spread out over many acres. The grass was as soft as some of the rugs within the palace, near the castle walls several targets were set up for hunters and guardsmen to practice their archery. Even young pages and squires were taught how to use their bows here. Closer to the palace on the lawn was a very large, circular fountain… The fountain was made from marble brought in from the quarries within the kingdom. In the center was a basin and a fixture that was sculpted to resemble the first king and queen dancing together. It was supposedly built to commemorate the first ball held at the castle.
(Ugh, I could continue with a hedge maze but my kid is making life difficult atm. Hope it helps.)
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Not exact representations but have some similar personality attributes
We should rename it “The Banter topic. Subtopic - Kingdoms a man’s journey”
For what ?
Why ? so that it takes me 1 hour instead of 30 minutes everyday reading that.
PS: it’s more fun reading science than the war posts
I sold my sole to become taller (I know I’m about 6 feet) and I became an 8th of an inch taller 
And here I was thinking about ghost rider
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Well, if we do a good job, we’ll do for science what Cataphrak has done for warfare, politics and economics in his thread.
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And don’t get banned because science isn’t a triggering topic. Cool. And it doesn’t hurt that it’s interesting.
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