-steps up to the counter- I’d like an iced coffee, with extra sugar and a large serving of chilli cheese fries, thank you.
You might be taking the metaphor a bit too literal.
i’m not, i’m just letting my sense of humor show by posting a “nod” to Jason’s metaphor.
I’m nodding to your nod to Jason’s metaphor XD
-stares back with jaw hanging slightly open-
These are the choices on the menu:
- Draconic Cortado
- Swashbuckler Brew
- Nosferatu con Leche
- Undead Macchiato
- Heroic Expresso
- Haunted Caffè Americano
- Star Captain’s Ale
- Cloud City’s Sweet Milk
- Intergalactic Alliance’s Red Eye
- Kung Fu Cappuccino
- Lady Luck’s Elixir of Good Fortune
- Raw Eggs
- Shinobi Flat White
- Le Café de L’amour
- Orpheus Concoction
- Willow Creek Whiskey
- Galactic Rum
- Greater Potion of Undeath
- Groovy Hawaiano
- Burnt NOLA Coffee
- Necromancer’s Mixture
- Mecha Action Figure (Not to be consumed!)
- Seasoned Yeti Venison
- Unlucky Diamond (This one is free.)
- Moon Rock (These come from the Apollo 18 voyage.)
- Lesser Potion of Pyrokinesis
- Salted Nuts ‘n’ Bolts
- Monster Mashed Potatoes
Where do you see Chili Cheese Fries on the menu?!!11!1!1!!1!!one!1!!111!!!1!
You forgot the hosted games!
i would like one of everything XD
-takes deep breath-
This might take a while…