That backstory definitely makes your username feel appropriate. Welcome back, Meetra Surik!
According to my purchase history, first were Vampire, Romance and the Hero Trilogy in autumn 2014. I think I was looking for a vampire game on the Appstore and fell in love with interactive fiction. Six and a half years and over a hundredš games later Iām so glad that I downloaded Choice of the Vampire on that dayš.
I saw some fanart from someone I follow on tumblr for The Wayhaven Chronicles for Adam and the detective, so I tried it out.
Marine Raider I think it was called- yeah thatās the one I found on the App Store. Thatās how I discovered it.
Was browsing App Store and came across the Community College Hero series and it just continued on from there
Choice of the Vampire is how I found it. I was probably looking for visual novel games, or choice based stuff, etc. and that was one that came up often for me, so I tried it. Strangely, I loved it way back when but now I find it so boringš
I found COG through Wayhaven! 
I found it through choice of dragons and it just went on from there.
I was bored out of my mind looking for VNs on Google Play, (i played choices, romance club, and the likes) I stumbled upon Delight Games, text bases much like COG and I finally stumbled upon the Hosted Games Apps.
Saw TWC, didnāt think much of it since I only played the demo. Coincidentally, some blogs I follow on Tumblr started posting about TWC and I got back to it. Traced it back to the COg forum and voila
here I am. Lol
I was looking for games on my phone and came across The Vampire House. I loved it, I started looking at the other games they had to offer.
Three years later, here I am. I am in love with CoG and have recently built up the courage to make an account after years of lurking.
Played Choice of Dragons endlessly when it first came out and then other games started popping up.
First found it on steam with Choice of the Deathless in 2014 then Champion of the Gods a year later but I only started to really get into it with Neighbourhood Necromancer on the play store. A few years later and I now have 47 Choice of Games and 27 Hosted Games. Make that 48 soon, I think Iāll buy Mecha Ace soon 
I found it when i was trying to find a zombie game that has a decision making mechanic using google and then i saw zombie exodus and played it enjoyed it and bought it. So that how i found out about COG wayback 2012 or 2013 i think.
I stumbled across Metahuman inc. on steam one day, and Iāve never stumbled away.
Great tournament the legend game i found cog
I canāt really remember anymore but I vaguely remember looking for games with LGBT+ inclusivity around 2015-2016, like I played Choice of the Dragon before that but I didnāt get that invested with CoG until a year or two years later.
After finding a list of CoG games with LGBT+ inclusivity, I found the forums then I tried out some demos like Guinevere, FAWR etc. and the rest is history.
Although I didnāt create account until less then a year ago lol Iāve been a longtime lurker :))
I was searching for something text based games related, Choice of the dragon is the first game I played. Searched for the company and found the website of course. So far there hasnāt been a game I didnāt enjoy.
My first game was āChoice of Robotsā! 
That Grand Academy for future Villains book was my first book.
I feel so stereotypical when I say this, but The Wayhaven Chronicles Book 1, like 3 months prior to book 2. I was really sad because my new work schedule basically made me quit my D&D games so I was searching for interactive text adventures on the play store and TWC, Unnatural S1, Zombie Exodus, and Werewolves 1 in that order were my read list and then I was hooked. I eventually found the hosted games app, then I figured out CoG was a thing, and then I found Sephās tumblr which brought me to Dashingdon, which then brought me to the forums where Iāve been really enjoying myself.
I tend to specifically like CoGās niche and havenāt found another publisher that has games that I like as much as the average HG/CoG game (sorry Heartās Choice, I like spicy content just none of the stories are my jam atm!).
