Guns of Infinity



If that also applies to me when I have kids, I guess nobody’s going to be seeing Masters of Infinity


I can see you fully embracing dad jokes like having a badge of Honor. I forgot to congratulate you Luke gave you high praise for one of the scenarios you wrote in BoC.


You really shouldn’t. There’s some concentrated [SUFFERING] in there.


Well, at least you had one who’s mind is itching to see it.


It was interesting with the indigenous tribes in the Americas had close contact with the anglos and the French was involving into a very interesting Fusion of the two. And this is before the more intense phases of removals.


It’s not your Forte that and mutton chops.


That is a red flag to me. I take that as a challenge.

Pulls up a list of dad jokes

What do you call a cow on stilts?

Raising the steaks.


You should read up on the migration period. Plenty of colonisation during that period and the tribes of that era laid down the foundation of future Europe as they came west.


Jason I swear to god. You live in Texas. I’m within a few hours of you. I will find you and I will slap you.


Hey Lotus, what do you call a good documentary on beavers?

The dam best.

Also, congratulations to Bryce for getting married!


“Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I have more.


Atheism is a non-prophet organization.



We have started a second Pun Revolution. How do you feel?


Wanna see an “A” flat minor?

Just drop a piano down a mine shaft.


See you in an hour.


Be sure to tell us all about it.


Wrong place, jokes on you. I totally live in Loredo.




San Antonio.


Never underestimate the fury of a Lotus suffering from dad jokes.


At least I told you it was the wrong place before you showed up in Austin.


Was your father quite the active dad joker