Caius d’al Cazarosta.
He’s a stickler for these things.
It’s actually called the Salt Coast.
But it still has plenty of storms. My theory/headcanon is that it used to be called the Storm Coast, but Edwin was a troll and renamed it after he defeated Callum.
But yeah, you still raise an excellent point - I’m sure the Salt Coast has an abundance of perfectly-timed lightning strikes for sinister monologues and/or manaical laughter.
Also in this scenario, what happens if we marry Katarina?
MC: Caz, that is your side of the evil lair, and this is our side of the evil lair. Though I’m thinking about redecorating my side, maybe drop the ‘evil’ bit.
Caz: No. It would be best to maintain a consistent decorating theme. Is that not so? The Saints have willed the surrounding geography to be dark and foreboding, and so dark and foreboding our home must be.