@poison_mara If only the cheese could talk, what wondrous stories it might tell! But alas, Merlin’s cheese will remain an enigma wrapped in a mystery for all time.
Oh, you are a teaser lol 
but certainly he deserves his nick cheese lover. I wonder if my Guen could kill him using a poisoned nacho fountain. Certainly could be a cheesy situation >:-) Its so funny being evil.
@jeantown And I’m really glad you chose NOT to place sex as the climax of the romance arcs (oh yeah, I made a pun ^^).
@Tehani You should be pun-ished for that. 
@poison_mara You can’t poison the nachos! Everyone loves nachos! You’ll poison everybody! Unless that’s your real plan…
@Tehani you should be sent to the pun-itentary 
@poison_mara your apprentice over here requests you poison them all so she can learn the inner workings of evillllll!
Shouldn’t we just poison those who may stand in Guinevere’s absolute reign even mordred
@Tehani what a pun-k.
@poison_mara I’m pretty sure Guen would kill everyone if she did it by poisoning a nacho fountain! If that’s the way Merlin went out, she’d say “looks like it’s nacho day!”
I dont like cheese except molten mozzarella in pizzas so i wont die and Mordred would be a baby when cheese lover end like a gruyere >:-)
@Mirabella,@Scrivener, @ceecrab But, but I just,… Oh my, I wasn’t prepared for this, well played! Now I see the true masters of puns.
All this (nacho) poisoning would fit in a Game of Thrones episode. It is both impressive and frightening.
::backs away slowly::
@jeantown Don’t try to go anywhere, you have to stay and witness the force of mass-destruction you have unleashed upon the world!
Especially our pun laced gibber. May the pun be with you.
Love the South Park spoof of AGOT , but I don’t want this game to be about incest, rape and sexposition. Now if we could retain the massacre, torture ,beheading, duels, betrayal, naval battles, assassination (especially in the crapper), hot queens, red weddings, boromir, Joffrey , dragons …
It’s definitely, at the very least, going to be about incest. Mordred’s got to be made…
Well we arent guilty of incest thats the hippies fault, so no problem for me
Well if Arthur and Morgana are related, we really only have Merlin’s word for that, for all we know Merlin strangled Uthur’s baby son and buried him in the woods somewhere.
I mean a guy they say is the devil’s son doesn’t exactly strike me as a very trustworthy source, and my understanding is that no one would be named Merlin, that would be a nickname, or a pseudonym.
So an inhuman being using hiding behind a false name who set himself up to be the man behind the throne, that sounds real trustworthy to me.
::emerges from behind giant protective cheese wheel::
You mean I can’t write a story where everyone just sits around singing songs and playing Pictionary and baking birthday cakes? Sigh.
@stsword In this version, Arthur and Morgana really are siblings. There really will be incest. My Merlin is more in the T.H. White tradition; eccentric and benevolent. Not that conniving Merlin doesn’t appear elsewhere or present interesting narrative possibilities!
::runs back behind cheese wheel and writes more of part 2 scene 7::
(Did I mention I finished scene 6 and am now on 7? 
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@jeantown Cheese lover couldnt deceive poison queen He is trying kill my girl all that weird looks and magical fae cheese in meeting rooms and he put Hippie in the throne with 13 years!!! He certain is bad guy trying to transform universe in a carnival party full of unicorns raibbons and cheese piñatas!!! That’s my definition of hell.
@poison_mara Your hell kind of sounds like fun…
@stsword I’ve never heard that Merlin was the devil’s son. Where is that from?
@jeantown For the record, I like your odd but kind Merlin. And didn’t you say before that Arthur and Morgana will be unaware of the incest at the time that it occurs?
No, you cannot write a story where everyone sits around singing songs and being happy. This is the Dark Ages. It’s called that for a reason.
@Mirabella From what i remember there was mentioned that they will be unware of it.
So the real questions are : Who, how and why tricked them into it.
And i wouldn’t mind if dark ages were full of carnival parties and piniatas