@jeantown replies to everybody. She’s awesome like that. 
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She even took time to talking with Mara and Poison queen sometimes. And that’s cool, the author talking with rp characters.
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I noticed in part 1 Lancelot had such a stern distaste to Hrothulf that he even asked Guen for permission to murder him, so concerning him and Mordred not going to get along what are the chances of Lancelot getting angry to the point of just attacking him or at least standing up to him?
In my humble opinion, Zero. Barbie loves Hippie in his own way(not enough to not bang her wife though) He won’t killed his son. worse, Morgana is like a sister so he just won’t kill her brat because is annoying
While you and @poison_mara are completely right about the levels of awesomeness that exude from Jeantown’s pours, even the most awesome beings sometimes need to rest or just don’t feel up to chillin’ with the masses.
Ya know, I have just now realized that the Poison isn’t just Mara referring to herself in the third person but a character; I mean part of me deep down has always understood that but most of me above the surface always thought that it was mean case of the “third persons”.
The Lazarus will now only address himself in the third person as The Lazarus is too magnificent to refer to any other way. 
@Fallaner, The Lazarus had no idea that the protag of Persona 5 looked so amazing. The Lazarus must obtain game.
The Lazarus feels the need to bring himself back on topic, therefore the Lazarus has a question: @Jeantown, Mordred is going to be Arthur/Teddy Bear and Morgana’s accidental lovechild, yes? If so, is the parentage of the boy/man/beast common knowledge ir just known to a select few?
Lazarus, I hope you don’t mind waiting a year like everyone else!
gestures to the couch of like 3 RP characters and some gigantic number of persona fans
…How do they all fit there?
Also fanart can make nearly anyone look amazing (though he already looked amazing)
Lazarus Lol, you had a weird concept of me 
Night vision for sure. High intelligence, obviously. The ability to gain other dogs’ loyalty and obedience.
Well, I’m not planing to include guns, but a large explosion in the finale might not be totally out of place.
I think @Lazarus answered most of your questions, but just to confirm…
Guen and Lancelot saw the army from different places. Guen had the better view and got more details. This can give an advantage in the Camelot battle, but taking Lance to Camelot gives enough of an advantage on its own that it shouldn’t matter if Guen saw the army or not.
Doesn’t seem so. Fae animals can carry messages, but we haven’t seen any fae pigeons so far.
Not enough time. Guen and Morgana are outnumbered and have literally seconds to get out of there. Of course, the real reason is that he has plot armor until the end of the book.
The sword has a mind of its own.
Merlin is the closest thing, since he has acutal fae blood. Lancelot and Morgana’s fae energies were absorbed from growing up on Avalon; neither of them was naturally born with it.
Maybe not hanging, but theoretically death.
Not yet… maybe eventually?
@Lazarus Thanks for the answers… you understand the game well.
goood question. Standing up to Mordred, absolutely; attacking him without violent provocation, perhaps not, out of respect for Morgana and Arthur (and Gawain and Gareth), as @poison_mara says.
It will be a secret known only to the main four characters (and maybe one or two other people).
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Dear Jeantown-senpai. I now own 2 puppies. My dad decided to buy them to guard birds (and some goats), because they are a livestock guardian breed (Akbash livestock guardians or something).
They will not be living inside much longer probably! Though I have yet to descend into puppy hell. (Maybe thanks to my adult dogs. My white shepard is staring at them right now as they try playing with her XD)
…Jeantown-senpai would you like a rope out of puppy hell?
In guen-related stuff I have a question!
…Could you get more fae animals?
Like… another Fae dog or a Fae Fox or a Fae Owl or a Fae… whale?
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If Julia dies childless, who would become the Saxon leader?
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Inspired by your answers to @NJG’s questions:
a) Which special abilites do fae cats have?
b) Why would they need fae pigeons to carry messages? Ordinary pigeons were used for this as early as in ancient Greece. -
Inspired by @Lazarus’s question and your answer:
a) Will Guen be able to spread this information secretly?
b) Could she make the others suspect each other of leaking it out?
Ah! So Grimald will get killed by dark magic electrocution? Most interesting, can the MC attend?
So what are the stuff needed to create a fae human?
Perhaps the MC’s kid can be one?
Is Avalon some kind of fae factory?
Edit:
While I was playing, I threw Merlin’s carrot (which dissolved into powder) into Grimald’s and a guard’s face. Does the powder have some kind if effect? Should I expect Grimald to have eye problems?
@Eveyone aside from Town, the Lazarus would like to know why there is such a large interest in Julia; can someone explain it to the Lazarus.
In the Lazarus’s continued attempts to be helpful; @WulfyK, the Lazarus assumes that Fae kittens posses the same or similar abilities to Fae doggies; Night Vision, High Intelligence, size shifting, other hidden abilities that Jeantown might reveal when the need arises, etc.
@NJG: the Lazarus is mighty impressed that you got dark magic electrocution out of theoretical death; the Lazarus didn’t think dark magic stretched far enough to make electricity but in honor of you ability to see the possibilities the Lazarus couldn’t, the Lazarus must say “Infinite Powaaaaa!!!” in Emperor Palpatine Voice.
2 The Lazarus doesn’t think it’s actually possible to create a Fae Human. If it is indeed possible to create a Fae Human it is likely only possible through magical means; which would mean somehow acquiring an ingredient/s from a Fae. I.E, the Lazarus thinks it highly unlikely that we’ll ever be blessed with a Fae Human.
3 The Lazarus is pretty positive that the only way our/Guen’s child is becoming a Fae Human is if Guen either: has intercourse with a Pure Fae, which would likely label the child as half-Fae rather than Fae Human; or if Guen dumps her newborn child on Avalon and skedaddles, which is highly unlikely for a number of reasons.
3b If the Lazarus recalls correctly the Fae are either extinct or extremely reclusive, so even if the cross breeding theory is correct it is highly unlikely of it holding relevance unless there’s Fae RO as of yet un-revealed by Jeantown (Won’t lie, fingers slightly crossed); or unless Lance’s Fae “mist” is soo strong that it touches his children as well.
4: If the Lazarus’s memory serves the Lazarus well enough, Avalon is super magical/mystical island that is home to many magical creatures; such as the Fae; the longer a person stays within Avalon, it changes them. As such Morgana and Lance spent their childhood there and have spent more time on Avalon than most others; due to how long they stewed in magical mists of Avalon both Lance and Morgana were touched by it’s weirdo Fae energies.
I.E The Lazarus doesn’t believe that the island just pumps out Fae kids/adults so much as change those who were there since they were children so that they better match the island or what ever.
@Jeantown, it’s more that the Lazarus has a deep love of the fantasy genre (both high and low) and the mind of an aspiring writer; but don’t let the Lazarus’s gibbering dissuade your praises of the Lazarus, praise away; what the Lazarus really means is your welcome
The Lazarus apologizes but the Lazarus has two questions:
1: The Lazarus feels as though this question has been asked before but will ask anyway; is it possible to learn light magic from Lady Vivian? Or is she unwilling to teach Guen/did she return to Avalon before Guen could ask and leave us stuck with Merlin?
2: Is Merlin the more powerful Light Magic wielder or is Vivian?
The Lazarus lied apparently a third question just occurred to the Lazarus. 3: Merlin isn’t senile right, it’s more like his mind is slightly addled by visions and magic?
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I have a question for you Who is Lazarus? Could you present him? he is as chaotical as my Mara? Also and advice start soon to differentiate yourself from your role-playing character or people could start trolling you. I know that gor experience, but since here everyone is used to me and Mara, you’ll be fine 
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People… please don’t make me drag out my precious daughter because she wants to join in…
Which means please tone it down!
My precious daughter will not get corrupted here!
covers Thalia’s eyes
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Just casual questions
- If Guen didn’t assist Duchess Tilda in Frankenmarch at all, (forgive me if misspelled) in the future what is stopping the duchess from telling the people of Britain about her and Lancelot ( if they are involved)?
- It was mentioned before that Morgana wouldn’t make the first move on Guen because of pride, so what about later in the series when both of them become so close as friends that Morgan just says screw it and go for it?
- Even though Lancelot lives and breathes by the knight code what are the chances of him ever going off on Guen if they don’t like each other? I mean even loyal knights and Arthur have their breaking point so what is Lancelots (besides calling Guen your majesty)?
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@Poison_mara, the Lazarus is simply referring to his glorious form in the tertiary person; the Lazarus has no need for altar egos when the Lazarus himself is so magnificent.
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You don’t impress me.
I doubt you could even damage me.
Why…You couldn’t even beat a fae cat!
unfinished.
@faewkless
Well he cant beat clever fae cat.
You cant beat dumb fae cockroach.
Damage doesnt have to be physical but it can be damage to mind
and now time for Large ham(hopefully you wont take offence to joke)
I will kick your ass
I will prove your empire is Giant of glass.
You will find be crushed.
You want to find out what i do when im pushed ?
Your ending will be painfull and wont be rushed
I will crush you mind and body
Crushing scum is my hobby
I will rid the world of you
Killing scum is what i do
This is my villain song
You are obsolete like pong.
Provoke me, get yourself killed what do i care.
Continue Provoke me bastard if you really dare.
Im The Black Knight i wont stop until my limbs are gone
and even then i will continue fighting never to be outdone.
Im your nighmare your fear.
I will crush all you hold dear.
To this story i make ending that i want an ending that i wish.
Remeber you puny weakling there is always bigger fish.
Prepare you bastard you are going down.
I kill you like i did with certain clown
I use the fourth wall.
And you are about to fall.
I Conquer I Came I Saw
While you are lame, my word is Law.
I Win.
and that is :Fin.
-puts on sunglasses-
Oh hell naw…
You think you can kick my ass then say my empires made of glass but I don’t need to worry 'cause my balls are made of brass.
Wanna know what you’ll do when I push?
You’ll fall.
Like Dystopian dictator.
A disgrace to your own race.
And your saying your gonna face me?
Right in my face?
Thats idiotic.
Your spouting so much nonsense merlins making more sense than you.
And he’s singing about a golden river that makes you blue!
I’ll crush you like my enemies.
And hear the lamentations of your women
You’re a simpleton,an idiot,a fool.
But unlike you I refuse to be a tool.
(This was my first time doing this ever. Needs more flame shields)
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Yay! An epic rap battle! Just like in the Guns of Infinity thread! Most interesting, I shall have to watch this.