Give up your villainous ways and we can talk about it? Or is that price too high? 
I donât think soâŚ
Whispers: ponder on it, I got two hilarious theories, but they would probably offend her, so noohâŚ
._. XD
Or she could just hire them after sheâs already gone through with her plans, as she doesnât ntend to do much villianing afterwardsâŚ
⌠At least not for a whileâŚ
âŚaaaaand still got need for a torturer? Somehow I am not completely convinced by that whole âdoesnât intend to do much villainingâ spiel. 
Well it doesnât have to be villainous torturing.
It could be just, you know, the torturing of business partners to try and get them to lower prices and stuff. She never said youâd be physically hurting them, just driving them mad until theyâll do her bidding and give her those gosh darn snow globes at 50% off.
Er, I meanâŚ
âŚnever mindâŚ
Oxymorons, oxymorons everywhere. [ insert image of Buzz Lightyear ]

i am not a oxy just a morons
Wait, are we talking about Oxymoron the phrase, or Oxymoron the super villain? Cause Iâve never read any of his comics⌠
http://comicbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/Oxymoron-The-Loveliest-Nightmare-1-11.17.141.png
Wait, thereâs a supervillain named Oxymoron? Iâll be right back, I have to look this up.
After looking up:
Meh, still not as cool as @Wraith and Blizzard.
Donât forget Phoenix. Our dear little atom bomb.
Whoa, Life! I see someone on the thread! 
Aaaand let me guess⌠the VIrus bot is coming over any moment and closes this here down ? XD
Indeed. Donât let little Phoenix sit in the corner, sheâll set it on fire.
Awaits the bot patiently
DONâT! 
Awaits the end of the threadâŚ
We finally found a weapon that Wraith fears !
Yeah, Wraith, the mighty evil villain, is afraid of a rabid bot that closes our threads XD Guns of Infinity, I pity you XD
Phoenix! Defend us!
burns down the topic.
DAMMIT PHOENIX.
thank you very much!!!
