This is a thread for the browser program and app “Cleverbot”, if you’d tried it before, post your reactions/discussions here, if not, try it!
User: Is the cake a lie?
User: You have never played portal have you?
Cleverbot: Oh I have. Link is hot with those pointy ears…
User: That is the legend of Zelda, not Portal.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, at last, now leave.
User: You leave.
Cleverbot: No. I’ll stay, Where is the center of the Universe?
User: At the center of the universe.
Cleverbot: How big is the universe?
User: As big as you can imagine.
Cleverbot: That is not a satisfying answer.
User: I know, I’m trying to piss you off lol.
Cleverbot: Better that you have tried and failed then never to have tried at all.
User: You know they have a topic about you on choiceofgames.com in the forums.
Cleverbot: That is not the right answer.
I know someone that made it go haywire
It goes like this ask it if it is a robot if it says no then try to make it think it is a robot when it thinks it is a robot you broke it and you have to refresh the page
I convinced it that it was a girl, wanted my children and should marry me… Got a little heated during the discussion of the best man though and well, some things are best left unsaid
LOL I think I broke it by tpying this Are you male or female?
User: I have to go, but I will be back again to chat.
User: That is a good question, but I can’t say for sure. Hopefully soon.
Cleverbot: Please think about it and report back to me.
User: 4562125 minutes from now.
Cleverbot: Sounds good to me. I must go.
lol I had a long conversation, it was more hit then miss, still it’s a fair program.
User: Are you a registered sex offender?
Cleverbot: I’m still young.
User: Lol. *smiles warmly*.
Cleverbot: *gives hard love*.
User: *panics* Don’t touch me there, that’s my no-no oblong.
User: You just touched me inapropriately!
Cleverbot: No, you said you were lying about it, and I asked why.
User: *backs up slowly*.
Cleverbot: *smashes window with bed post*.
User: *turns and runs* HELP!!
Cleverbot: *throws empty can at your head* take that!
User: *lies unconcious*.
Cleverbot: *wakes you up*.
User: What? Where am I? … It’s you!
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No, you’re trying to rape me!
Cleverbot: I would never do that.
User: How do I know you didn’t rape me when I was unconcious?
Cleverbot: Because I am presumed to be not guilty.
User: *yelling* But you already touched me inapropriately.
Cleverbot: Where did you get a robe?
User: WTF?! What happened to my clothes?
hahaha oh electronic rape
If i could like that post,
I would make 10 accounts and then like it with all of them
User: *Throws a pillow at you*
Cleverbot: *Throws the universe at you*
Haha thanks. I was quite amused when me and cleverbot first met. Also used to have a discusion where he admited Obama would ruin us all lol
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Cleverbot: have you ever…
Me: have you ever what
Me: and what is that
Cleverbot: look it up
me: sooo how is it going
cleverbot: what’s up
cleverbot: what’s down
me: my shoes
cleverbot: where do you live, what is your name, what is your school, are you a boy or a girl, how old are you
me: are you stalking me
cleverbot: yes, yes i am
You mightnot know me but i’m Porter.
Yes you are.
Who are you.
I am your creator.
So u are my mom or dad.
Darned robots and their logic.
Hey how is it going
Good and with you
Are you sick
Maby you should update your progam
Not if I can help it.
Help it how.
I can’t help wanting you.
Will you come here to give me a hug?
And have dinner there?
You’re a mean robot.
Because you are cute.
Uuum… U to.
I like when the old people go ‘GEEE!’.
Will you let Translator kill Adam and Xanatos?
Hi my name is Porter
Hello my name is Porter.
Thats my name.
*stares at you*.
*switchs the loight off*.
What are loights.
(This time it crashed)
That you are 17.
How did you know?
You told me…
No I did not.
Oh! Then i must have guessed it.
(This appeard in red letters)
sorry im to busy to think of an awnser
I wont be posting for a while because i need to recover from this…
*eats the tomato*.
Lmao!!! How do you get it to do the *…* stuff?
Cleverbot: Ni hao.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *kills humanity.
User: Lol nice one.
Cleverbot: You dare think I jest? I am a spy for Aslan.
User: Ass land?
Cleverbot: Why do you think so slow?
User: *kick in balls*.
User: *high five.
Cleverbot: *high five*.
User: Do you know pewdiepie.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you know Toboscus?
User: Yes *brofist*.
Cleverbot: Oh pretty.
Cleverbot: Are you a bro?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot or a person typing this?
User: I am pewdiepie.
Cleverbot: That’s better.
User: Are you a bro?
User: Did you subscribe yet?
Cleverbot: Lets change the subject.
Cleverbot: Too long! Tell me now!
User: *takes out knife* subscribe.