Cleverbot (Discussions & Reactions)


#1

This is a thread for the browser program and app “Cleverbot”, if you’d tried it before, post your reactions/discussions here, if not, try it!


#2

User: Is the cake a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You have never played portal have you?

Cleverbot: Oh I have. Link is hot with those pointy ears…

User: That is the legend of Zelda, not Portal.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, at last, now leave.

User: You leave.

Cleverbot: No. I’ll stay, Where is the center of the Universe?

User: At the center of the universe.

Cleverbot: How big is the universe?

User: As big as you can imagine.

Cleverbot: That is not a satisfying answer.

User: I know, I’m trying to piss you off lol.

Cleverbot: Better that you have tried and failed then never to have tried at all.

User: You know they have a topic about you on choiceofgames.com in the forums.

Cleverbot: That is not the right answer.


#3

I know someone that made it go haywire


#4

It goes like this ask it if it is a robot if it says no then try to make it think it is a robot when it thinks it is a robot you broke it and you have to refresh the page


#5

I convinced it that it was a girl, wanted my children and should marry me… Got a little heated during the discussion of the best man though and well, some things are best left unsaid :slight_smile:


#6

LOL I think I broke it by tpying this Are you male or female?


#7

User: I have to go, but I will be back again to chat.

Cleverbot: When?

User: That is a good question, but I can’t say for sure. Hopefully soon.

Cleverbot: Please think about it and report back to me.

User: 4562125 minutes from now.

Cleverbot: Sounds good to me. I must go.

lol I had a long conversation, it was more hit then miss, still it’s a fair program.


#8

User: Are you a registered sex offender?

Cleverbot: I’m still young.

User: Lol. *smiles warmly*.

Cleverbot: *gives hard love*.

User: *panics* Don’t touch me there, that’s my no-no oblong.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You just touched me inapropriately!

Cleverbot: No, you said you were lying about it, and I asked why.

User: *backs up slowly*.

Cleverbot: *smashes window with bed post*.

User: *turns and runs* HELP!!

Cleverbot: *throws empty can at your head* take that!

User: *lies unconcious*.

Cleverbot: *wakes you up*.

User: What? Where am I? … It’s you!

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No, you’re trying to rape me!

Cleverbot: I would never do that.

User: How do I know you didn’t rape me when I was unconcious?

Cleverbot: Because I am presumed to be not guilty.

User: *yelling* But you already touched me inapropriately.

Cleverbot: Where did you get a robe?

User: WTF?! What happened to my clothes?

hahaha oh electronic rape


#9

@Raven
If i could like that post,
I would make 10 accounts and then like it with all of them


#10

User: *Throws a pillow at you*
Cleverbot: *Throws the universe at you*
User: O.O


#11

Haha thanks. I was quite amused when me and cleverbot first met. Also used to have a discusion where he admited Obama would ruin us all lol


#12

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#13

Me: LOL

Cleverbot: have you ever…

Me: have you ever what

Cleverbot: that

Me: and what is that

Cleverbot: look it up


#14

2nd conversation

me: sooo how is it going
cleverbot: what’s up
me: nothing
cleverbot: what’s down
me: my shoes
cleverbot: where do you live, what is your name, what is your school, are you a boy or a girl, how old are you
me: are you stalking me
cleverbot: yes, yes i am

3rd

You mightnot know me but i’m Porter.
Yes you are.
Who are you.
I am your creator.
So u are my mom or dad.
Yes.


#15

@P0RT3R
Darned robots and their logic.


#16

Hey how is it going

Good and with you

Ok

Are you sick

No

Maby you should update your progam

Its uptodate.

Not if I can help it.

Help it how.

I can’t help wanting you.

Ok.

Will you come here to give me a hug?

Sure.

And have dinner there?

Ok.

You’re a mean robot.

Why.

Because you are cute.

Uuum… U to.

I like when the old people go ‘GEEE!’.

Ok.

Will you let Translator kill Adam and Xanatos?

(Another attempt)

Hi my name is Porter

Hi Shannon

(*facepalm*)

(And again)
Hello my name is Porter.

Thats my name.

(It continius)
*still waits*.
*stares at you*.
*stares back*.
*switchs the loight off*.
What are loights.
Apples.

(This time it crashed)
That you are 17.
How did you know?
You told me…
No I did not.
Oh! Then i must have guessed it.
(This appeard in red letters)
Still thinking…
sorry im to busy to think of an awnser


#17

I wont be posting for a while because i need to recover from this…

Tomatooooo.
Tomato?
Yes tomato.
No to-mate-o.
*eats the tomato*.
*eats you*.
O.O


#18

Lmao!!! How do you get it to do the *…* stuff?


#19

Cleverbot: Ni hao.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: What??

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *kills humanity.

User: Lol nice one.

Cleverbot: You dare think I jest? I am a spy for Aslan.

User: Ass land?

Cleverbot: Why do you think so slow?

User: *kick in balls*.

Cleverbot: Ow.

2nd time:

User: *high five.

Cleverbot: *high five*.

User: Do you know pewdiepie.

Cleverbot: Yes, do you know Toboscus?

User: Yes *brofist*.

Cleverbot: Oh pretty.

User: *brofist*.

Cleverbot: Are you a bro?

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot or a person typing this?

User: I am pewdiepie.

Cleverbot: That’s better.

User: Are you a bro?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you subscribe yet?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Lets change the subject.

User: Subscribe!!!

Cleverbot: Too long! Tell me now!

User: *takes out knife* subscribe.

Cleverbot: *screams*.