Choice of Rebels(WIP) Pun Rebellion Thread(Funny)


#1

Ok Ladies and Gentlemns, The Evil Empire is afraid of us.
Its now time for Final Pun Offensive
Once more into the breach
Lets make The Havenstone Pun or Run.


Choice of Rebels Part 1 WIP thread
#2

Must… Resist… Theurge to pun…


#3

Why do some doubt the existence of the angels?

Because they are Nyre to be seen


#4

We need a game about this. All in favor, say “Aye!”


#5

Aye!

The rebellion will continue until the theurges are punned to the ground!


#6

The rebellion will march on to defeat its enemies, but our enemies have fled and there are now none to fight but ourselves. The Strategos will return in time, and until then we may lick our wounds and prepare our puns for the next campaign.

Which I suspect shall be a long one. At best the Strategos returns in a few weeks and capitulates to our demands, most likely we get our yearly feast come Xthonos-mas and no real changes, and at worst we have a few years before we are forced to surrender or… we are forced to reuse old punchlines, a fate worse than Taratur. I shudder at the thought.

But we should push such thoughts from our mind and prepare for the approaching hostilities, by augmenting our armies, strengthening our subtlety, whetting our wit, preserving our puns and abusing alliteration.


#7

Well I always did like to abuse alliteration in school :grin: I’m in.


#8

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was Kurios


#9

The Thaumatarch will pun-ish you all for this.


#10

Remember Brdn and Rdmr!


#11