Black Friday parody of Demons by Imagine Dragons-LOL


#1

One of the funniest things ever! (To the tune of Demons by Imagine Dragons)
When Black Friday is cold
You feel really old
And all the Fallout 4s are sold
When your dreams all fail
During this one sale
It’s the worst feeling of all
This is some Holy Grail
I wanna hide the truth
Don’t wanna frighten you
But there’s a crowd outside
There’s nowhere we can hide
No matter what we sell
The job we work is hell
Oh god it’s open run,
Oh god it’s open run!
When you trip on your feet
You know you’re gonna die
It’s Black Friday, hide!
It’s Black Friday, hide!
Don’t turn around
You know it’s crazy outside
It’s Black Friday, hide!
It’s Black Friday, hide!
EDIT: Heres the link to the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRsgZuwf_8
EDIT 2: As much as I’d like to take credit for it, I found this parody in the comments.


#2

I extended it into a full song…

It’s Black Friday, hide!

When Black Friday’s cold
You feel really old
And all the Fallout 4s
Are all gone and sold

When your dreams all fail
During this one sale
It’s the worst feeling of all
This is some epic fail

I wanna hide the truth
Don’t wanna frighten you
But there’s a crowd outside
There’s nowhere we can hide

No matter what we sell
The job we work is hell
Oh god it’s open run,
Oh god it’s open run!

When you trip on your feet
You know you’re gonna die
It’s Black Friday, hide!
It’s Black Friday, hide!

Don’t turn around
You know it’s crazy outside
It’s Black Friday, hide!
It’s Black Friday, hide!

The website’s down
And you just want out
But there’s customers calling
And there’s no way around

Nobody is helping
They all want something
And they want it now
And you can do nothing

The morning’s just begun
Can’t even, see the sun
But there’s this massive crowd
And there’s no hiding it.

No matter what we sell
The job we work is hell
Oh god it’s open run,
Oh god it’s open run!

When you trip on your feet
You know you’re gonna die
It’s Black Friday, hide!
It’s Black Friday, hide!

Don’t turn around
You know it’s crazy outside
It’s Black Friday, hide!
It’s Black Friday, hide!

There’s nearly nothing left
Just a couple games on the shelf
But the crowd’s still there
Demanding even more

You just wanna scream
“Everyone please leave
we have no more
you’ve gone and bought it all!”

When you trip on your feet
You know you’re gonna die
It’s Black Friday, hide!
It’s Black Friday, hide!

Don’t turn around
You know it’s crazy outside
It’s Black Friday, hide!
It’s Black Friday, hide!

(also I have no knowledge of what it is like to run a store on black friday, but this was too awesome to not finish off xD)