Assassins of Imortallia

Dark_Stalker · August 22, 2014, 9:44pm

Assassin bios? good thing I love neutrality

majinassasin12 · August 22, 2014, 9:44pm

*millennium puzzle lights up* I’m the motherflippin’ pharoah Arcania ! Bow to my ancient will for I am yami maj MIND CRUSH! muhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahajaj!!!

I’m the motherflippin’ king of games , my hairs spiked my pants are really tight and I’m sexy! (I’m sexy!

Arcania · August 22, 2014, 10:01pm

I’m just noticing that his pants are tight and his hair is spiky =/ Strange I never notice these things…

So you think the king of games is sexy do you

Dark_Stalker · August 22, 2014, 10:26pm

So he was possessed by babidy and became the 12th assassin ever after retiring from dueling?

Arcania · August 22, 2014, 11:01pm

It seems like it :-? <:-P

Dark_Stalker · August 23, 2014, 12:12am

Soup for sale! Homemade with the help of your best friends! And if you don’t get any, well looks like your next on the list.
:`>

Xhandas_Antonidas · August 23, 2014, 2:04am

…now maji has said its brown…im kinda put off but still intruiged, lemme try a bowl!

Dark_Stalker · August 23, 2014, 2:25am

Ok here you go

Xhandas_Antonidas · August 23, 2014, 2:54am

Blech! This is delicious! XD

Dark_Stalker · August 23, 2014, 6:32am

It was made with people.

majinassasin12 · August 23, 2014, 7:43am

See that’s why you don’t take soup from dark …or anything else for that matter
AnywAy
If you try to defend I’m gonna condescend ,because my crew of crazy God cards drive me round the bend , my trap and spell cards don’t make sense because their card descriptions are so immense! And if you battle me it won’t be tense because against momentous cards have no defense

I’m the motherflippin , he’s the motherflippin ,he’s the motherflipin , who’s the motherflippin ? Motherflippin B-)

Xhandas_Antonidas · August 23, 2014, 7:48am

Ah that explains the familiar taste :0 interesting experience all the same!

Dark_Stalker · August 23, 2014, 8:29am

“Familiar?” Looks like your a regular cannibal. And not everything I serve is intentioned on humiliating someone.

Arcania · August 23, 2014, 11:26am

I applaud you maji =D>

what interesting meals the assassin serves -.-

Dark_Stalker · August 23, 2014, 11:34am

I say we put them in an asylum wheel chair,
Chop off each finger,
Heal them,
Chop toes off,
Pluck every hair off body,
Heal
Repeat step 1-3 except with hands and feet,
Gouge out eyes
Off with ears and nose
Heal
Expose individual’s identity to public
Test experimental drugs
Stab lungs with scalpel laced with poison, rust and diseased blood, If they survived to here turn into authorities.
That’s what we should do to divines.

Arcania · August 23, 2014, 11:44am

Someone has done some serious late night assassin torture handbook reading.

Dark_Stalker · August 23, 2014, 11:49am

I would have said cut the stubs off but to high up and it might kill from blood loss don’t want them to die too early do we?

Arcania · August 23, 2014, 11:51am

I’ll go with the no…sadly it seems we’ll need to deal with the assassins that threw up during the process…

majinassasin12 · August 23, 2014, 11:53am

*shoots dark in the head with arrow “sick bastard needs a nap !”

Dark_Stalker · August 23, 2014, 11:53am

That threw up? Stuff it back down their throats!